Scene: Beth and Virgil get out of the car.
Beth: I roll twenties!
Virgil: And I collect the spoils.
Scene: Virgil puts on a latex glove.
Narrator: You're not getting anything so early on.
Scene: Beth looks down as Virgil out of frame loots the corpse.
Beth: Can't roll twenties, eh?
Virgil: Nuts to you. Dungeon peron, what do I find?
Narrator: Nothing, just the thing beth ran over.
Scene: Virgil holds up the Unnameable Horror.
Virgil: Look Beth, the unnameable horror you brutally maimed is still kind of alive, maybe.
Narrator: That's not what I said! How can the thing be an item on it's own corpse?
Scene: Beth disappointingly bonks the creature on the head with her handgun.
Beth: Does this mean we have to fight it?
Narrator: No, get into the investigative spirit.
Scene: The party drives off in the car. The Unnameable Horror powerless to escape.
Beth: We'll try this investigator thing. Bring it along and maybe perform an autopsy.
Beth: I roll twenties!
Virgil: And I collect the spoils.
Scene: Virgil puts on a latex glove.
Narrator: You're not getting anything so early on.
Scene: Beth looks down as Virgil out of frame loots the corpse.
Beth: Can't roll twenties, eh?
Virgil: Nuts to you. Dungeon peron, what do I find?
Narrator: Nothing, just the thing beth ran over.
Scene: Virgil holds up the Unnameable Horror.
Virgil: Look Beth, the unnameable horror you brutally maimed is still kind of alive, maybe.
Narrator: That's not what I said! How can the thing be an item on it's own corpse?
Scene: Beth disappointingly bonks the creature on the head with her handgun.
Beth: Does this mean we have to fight it?
Narrator: No, get into the investigative spirit.
Scene: The party drives off in the car. The Unnameable Horror powerless to escape.
Beth: We'll try this investigator thing. Bring it along and maybe perform an autopsy.